eMarketing Association Blog

1.       That Mimeograph paper smells good.

2.       Did you put baseball cards in your bicycle tires?

3.       Plpp Plop Fizz Fizz oh what a relief it is.

4.       My dad just bought a COLOR TV.

5.       Is that new record player a stereo?

6.       Did you take the film to the drugstore to get developed?

7.       Liar, liar, pants on fire.

8.       I need a new ribbon for my typewriter.

9.       Do you have a slide rule, I need help with this math.

10.   Would you like me to check under the hood, sir?

11.   It’s time to defrost the freezer.

12.   I am all out of flashbulbs for my camera.

13.   Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.

14.   Eat everything on your plate, there are kids in China that are starving.

15.   I double dog dare you.

16.   Where is my ZUNE?

Things you won’t be hearing in the future.

1.       Where are my CD’s?

2.       I’m not on Face Book.

3.       Finally its out on DVD.

4.       I don’t have a social marketing program.

5.       I’ll just check my Blackberry.

6.       Where is the remote control?

7.       I forgot my keys.

8.       Do you have a map?

9.       I have a new MP3 Player.

10.   That’s a great netbook.

11.   Just Google it.